Mystery Lumps
the small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. they may look horrible but are d-mn tasty.
customer: what are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
chippy owner: what…those? why young sir…those are mystery lumps!
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