mystery man
the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.
sam: you know whats really exhilirating?
jay: no, what?
sam: i tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
jay: stop talking…
to engage in the act of s-x near a window in doggystyle then to pull out and have ur friend begin as you walk outside and wave to her.
i pulled the mystery men on my girl and she didn’t wat left her!
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