Mystery Moose

mystery moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a s-xual act on a partner in the ‘doggy style’ position.
he was banging me from behind and i heard a strange moose sound, i asked him what this was and he said he couldn’t hear it, i heard it again and again and he still said nothing. a short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, mystery moose.

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