mystery nut
when you shoot j-zz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. so, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your c-mmy mess, but there is literally nothing there. you just shot a mystery nut.
“i shot this load over my shoulder, and i know it landed somewhere behind me, but i can’t find it! it’s gone. i’ve felt everywhere.”
“bro, you just shot a mystery nut.”
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