Mystery Poop
the act of taking a p–p, in which you know you p–ped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the b-m wipe.
mystery p–p is one of those unsolved mysteries.
to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
someone dropped a fat deuce in my restroom the other day. it must have been the mystery p–per!
after performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the b-ttocks. therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. it’s a mystery.
i love mystery p–ps, there’s nothing to clean up after.
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