Mystery Son
a game in which three males -j-c-l-t- into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their v-g-n-. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male sp-wned their newborn child.
“hey kerri! how about you and jasmine and bella join john and kyle and i for a game of mystery son this afternoon!”
“sounds like a plan! hope i get you!”
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