Mystic Tower


a s-xual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.
male 1 – “my arms feel like they’re made of jelly dude”

male 2 – ” yea, i heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with sherry. you’re the man.”

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