Mystical Sprout-Eater


a name used to describe anyone who is either mystical, eats an abundancy of sprouts or is just an amazing person in general.
guy 1: hey man, do you see that man climbing that skyscr-per?!
guy 2: yep, he is one mystical sprout-eater!

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