mystifixation
an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)
i asked jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but i got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. it’s his mystifixation – a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.
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