Mythical Clitoris
when trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. you use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. she has what is known as the mythical cl-toris. give up, you are not going to find it.
sam: are you going to kick it with staci tonight?
mike: h-ll no. i gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn’t even flinch. sk-nk has a mythical cl-toris.
sam: i found it.
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