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Mythmas

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  alternate pr-nunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes. “i lost because my allies were über n00bers.” (pokémon) a person who uses pokémon in the uber tier to compensate for their lack of skill next time that n00ber should think about playing fair. i mean, two darkrais? seriously… noun; one who supports […]

• Iraqi Root Canal

  skullf-cking an alqaeda member to death. yes, skullf-cking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who’s boss, goddammit! chuck norris: “america, f-ck yeah!!” terrorist b-st-rd: “-gugh!- halajamagh- -agh!-” osama: “holy f-cking allah!! it’s the iraqi root c-n-l!…oh sh-t, that’s chuck norris!!”

• n00bian desert

  a desert in south ayrshire (scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile. that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in ayrshire, it’s hard survivin in ayrshire

• thinking money

  showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are “not thinking money.” dave: “hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let’s throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!” ken: “now you’re thinking money!” -or- dave: “why haven’t […]

• nondruggieism

  prejudice against people who don’t do drugs ‘saskia gets a card and chocolate because she’s a druggie! that’s not fair. i’m zab and i don’t do drugs but i don’t get any. it’s nondruggieism!

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