n-count


a persons number count of how many people they have had s-x with.

having oral or manual s-x also applies.
according to my research, lesbianism does not raise a woman’s n-count. especially if said lesbians are “hot” and not “man-hating-butch-dikes.
example 1.
“it’s 20f-cking13 and we still live in a ridiculous, s-xist society where a large amount of women are concerned about their n-count getting too high. they also don’t want their n-count to be too low, lest they be seen as prudes.”

example 2.
the societal expectation of s-x doesn’t make any sense:

– men are expected to have a high n-count by having s-x with many, new women constantly.
– women are expected to remain virgins until married – the holy grail/end all be all for women. barring that, they must have a very low n-count.
(is there an agreed on number from the bro-verse, makers of all laws, on just what is the acceptable amount of d-cks one is “allowed” to have inside of one’s vajay? is 3 an acceptable amount? 4? 9? is 12 too many d-cks? just how many d-cks or how high does a woman’s n-count have to be before a woman has been deemed a worthless?
– and hetero s-x is the “default” or “norm”. (no queers! h-m-s are from satin! well, unless it’s 2 or more girls and the hetero dudebros can watch/join in then that’s acceptable )
– i’m really confused how all these men are supposed to be having large amounts of s-x with different women resulting in a high n-count for themselves

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