N.E.A.M


acronym for not even a milf
guy 1 : dude check out that woman at gold’s in the guys section

guy 2: shes not even hot!

guy 1: yeah she must be a n.e.a.m
tall and/or lanky teenager..known to be obsessive about televisions. also nicknamed block or squarehead to resemble the tv itself.
oi you stop watching spongebob squarepants and get out here you stupid neam!

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