N.E.S.O.


-an acronym for new england s-x offender. a s-x offender who is primarily based in the new england (north-eastern) area of the united stated.

-someone who travels, like a gypsy, often across state lines, in a random broad pattern looking for young male victims, often pretending to be or falsely beliveing that they are someone of importance.
“hey you, n.e.s.o. keep yourself and those candies away from those kids.”
he is a serbian on the run from prison, with a craving for s-x with small childen!

in his spare time, he pretends he knows a lot about electronics, when really his brain is filled with gummy worms.
his -ss is made of steel, and his biceps somewhat resemble a small childs arms.
keep those candies away from the children
hey you, neso stop touching those kids and stroking their legs, you’ll never get their gummy worms, never!

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