n.f.e.

national f-cking embar-ssment.
general motors and chrysler… f-cking nfe.

we thought musharraf was an nfe, but then we got zardari, and now we are all an nfe.
near f-ck experience… coming close to f-cking someone and then jetting out, or never f-ck experience…. like when boundaries such as corporate bullsh-t intervenes.
1. dude tried to have s-x with me, but i managed to get him off topic, said i had to leave, and do homework… that was a near f-ck experience (n.f.e.).
2. when you end up working with someone you once told yourself you’d f-ck, exchanged i.g. & snap, but you can’t now because the entire office would gossip & say you’re a wh-r-, & you’d get fired for f-cking in the storage room. so instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers snapchat p-n-s pics…. hence, having a never f-ck experience (n.f.e.).
nfe ; new formal english ; the newest form of english when texting ; also known as normglish.
i lyked the way u moved last nyght babi. o’ i luv u babi. u look so hot i luv u so much. “o’ thats sweet babi , kyss me ag-yn babi”- new formal english ; nfe.
not for everybody
beers on wednesday morning… nfe