n00b store


an awesome store you can access on pure pwnages website www.purepwnage.com where you can buy awesome apparel seen on episodes of pure pwnage and so liek unless your a total n00b go to it
n00b: haha my i pwn n00bs shirt i got from teh n00b store totly liek pwns you n00bs shirts
pwnerer:(punches in b-lls) i pwned you… f-cking n00b(steals shirt and runs)

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