N00ber Pwnage


a wordplay on the term “uber pwnage,” pr-nounced new-burr-pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. xbox live, a pc game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.
example 1:
johnny: yes! killing spree!
paul: dammit! freaking n00ber pwnage..

example 2:
timmy: boom! headshot! boom! headshot!
jimmy: nice! -high fives timmy- that’s some n00ber pwnage, timmy!

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