n00bert
1) a n00b whose name happens to be bert.
2) someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word “n00b” is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.
“hey bert w-ssup?”
“i’m just chillin’ like a n00bert.”
or
“goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he’s easily tougher than bret hart.”
“shutup you f-cking n00bert.”
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