n00berty
(pr-nounced “new-ber-tee”)
noun
the transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. n00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
n00berty is much like p-b-rty, as it will usually last until adulthood. however, unlike p-b-rty, it is most common to happen to males first.
common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. shorter attention span.
2. increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. high-pitched voices.
4. increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. excessive use of “omg”, “wtf”, and “lol”.
(these symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)
n00blet 1 – “omg r u l33t? can i trian wit – omg a bttrfly!!11!11!”
n00blet 2 – “lolololol omg wtf? u has no atention spa – omg, der reely iz a bttrfly!111!!!eleven!”
n00blet 1 – “omgomgomg!!11!!1
~n00blets going through n00berty.
noun – the transition in which a “n00b,” or a beginner, becomes “l33t” in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).
1.after playing cs for about a year, joey went through n00berty and was so l33t he was able to join a cal-o clan.
2. i hope i hit n00berty quick so i can scrim my friends.
like p-b-rty, a stage everyone has to go through before they become mature gamers. but without the hair growth.
no he is not cr-p, he is just going through n00berty.
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