n00bometer


in 1974 the world came under crisis. n00bs everywhere were infiltrating the l33t headquarters cuz they were like total n00bs n sh-t rite so in order to identify the n00bs from the pwnerers a device was invented called the n00bometer…..also the terminator had to go back in time to save john connor.
dang! another hs! those n00bs are so fast!!
chill d00d i just bought a n00bometer

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