n00bspeek


dialect used by non – educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as “teh,” “waht” and “liek” and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.
n00bspeek: zomfg !!!1! teh video is so fake lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!

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