n00t


the opposite of w00t.

can be modified with either ‘high’ or ‘low’ to indicate the precise level of negative-wootage. a ‘high n00t’ implies a bad situation which may nevertheless have a humourous or redeeming quality to it.
person a: “you know how we mocked that guy selling quadbikes? well, now he’s run over your family. and somehow you owe him 25 dinars.”

person b: “n00t.”

or

person c: “i just got arrested for setting fire to president mugabe!”

person d: ‘high n00t!”
an alternative for n00b, saw it on a dutch poster means cow or sumting xd
“this guy named mace he is a n00t”
1337 version of “nuts”; usually said after death in a cs game. much cooler than “wtf bs f u”
—professor booty killed all of team 1 via headshots

team 1 (collectively): n00ts!!!

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