n0uche


a person who exhibits both the characteristics of a n00b and a douche at the same time. common phrases may include: “let’s get some b-tches drunk and f-ck them…on camera” or “i bet i could school ty lawson one-on-one” or “i live in 620, or 687” or “my name is rob”
rob was being such a n0uche the other day, and by “the other day,” i mean always.

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