when you play a game and lose every round that day because of one noob friend in your party but you can’t blame them because they are your friends .
oh my god !! this guy brought nabiel effect to us ! kick him !
##nabiel #nabil #nabieleffect
- patty's day
what dumb americans call march 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for st. patrick’s day. the correct abbreviation is paddy, as the name comes from the gaelic ‘padraig’. dude look they dyed the river green for patty’s day. did you know i’m irish? yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so i’m totally irish. […]
f-ggotology, the study of telling everyone around you if you are atheist, a vegan or if you do cross fit. “that guy at the bar has said he cant drink because hes vegan like four times now, he must have a degree in f-ggotology.”
the act of using your iphone to hijack someones apple tv. especially useful to p-ss off a teacher who uses an apple tv for cl-ss. student 1: i’m going to prank the teacher. student 2: good luck apple tv: -switches to p-rn- cl-ssroom: -laughs- teacher: ok… who’s airdropping?! #pranks #iphone #apple #airdrop
to be so awesome that anyone near or around them are made awesome as well. awesome by -ssociation. enemies cower in fear of the rixter. that ride is so rixter.
when you see someone leave a bathroom without washing their hands and they go grab donuts out of the employee donut box michael went pee and came out without washing his hands and grabbed every donut with his peetouch hands