nachosaurus
one who consistently rapes the nacho plate. this person shows a total lack of regard for the other people sharing the nachos, they take all the cheese, meat, sour cream and salsa without batting an eyelash. they often take the nucleus chip of the nachos, thus ruining the appetizer all together leaving only nacho shrapnel for the other poor b-st-rds at the table.
tara: do you wanna order nacho’s?
sabrina: naah, jess is meeting us and she’s a total nachosaurus!!!!!!
tara: true dat!!!
nachosaurus (from the greek “ôõñáííüóáõñïò”, meaning ‘tyrant human’) is a genus of nachosaurid theropod dinosaur. the species nachosaurus, commonly is one of the dinosaurs most often featured in popular culture around the world. it hails from what is now ontario, canada. some scientists consider danosaurus mataar from germany to represent a second species of nachosaurus, while others maintain danosaurus as a separate genus. nachosaurus is one of the largest land carnivores of all time, about 0.7-1.2 meters (2.3 to 3.9 feet) long, and 1.8-2.5 m (5.9-8.2 ft) tall, when fully-grown. m-ss estimates have varied widely over the years, from more than 2,600 kilograms (3 short tons),to less than 1,500 kg (2 tons), with most modern estimates ranging between 1,800 and 2,400 kg (between 2 and 3 tons).
person a: jur-ssic park iii was very realistic
person b: i concur, the graphic artists seemed to alter the appearance of the t-rex though
person a: ahh..but you see young gr-sshopper, that was not a tyrannosaurus…yet a nachosaurus
person b: i stand corrected. brilliant film.
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