NAF


developed at st. olaf college in northfield, mn, naf stands for “non-athletic f-ck”. it can be used to refer to a person with zero athletic abilities, or someone who is clumsy or untalented. it can also be used as an adjective.
johnny is terrible at sports, he’s such a naf.

did you see that guy fall down the stairs? what a naf.

that was a naf throw, man.
not a friend
dude you’re such a naf.

parip–p is a such naf, he tries to steal my girls but is unable to cos he’s not the ilmeister.
a person who is a non-athletic f-ck ie. can’t play sports.
non-athletic f-ck
that guy sucks at sports… what a naf.
a british slang word for if something is bad, or went badly.
george: oh that film is naf.

lucy: pffft. that was naf.
an word mostly used in england to describe someone to be bad at a certain subject.
he just got a new drumset, but i’m naf at it.
not a factor (in the 2008 presidential election)

from whatthebuckshow with michael buckley on youtube
rudy giuliani is such a n.a.f., (rather) talk to the people who gonna win.
stands for ‘not a fan’
when pr-nounced as a single word (naf) it is has the secondary yet almost synonymous meaning of something being ‘lame’ or generally not very good.
this acronym coincidentally spells ‘fan’ backwards, adding further depth to it’s meaning.
because of these two notable coincidences, the word is entering common usage throughout the globe.
person 1: ‘have you seen ‘avatar’ yet?’
person 2: ‘yes, but to be be honest i’m n.a.f’
person 1: ‘i’m n.a.f either, to be honest i thought it was naf’
person 2: ‘agreed, in fact i’m the reverse of a fan, a naf, if you will’
person 1: ‘oh, i will’

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