vortex
any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.
“you better stay away from that lisa chick. trust me dude, you don’t wanna get caught up in that vortex.”
an infinite abyss of sp-ce where time stops all together. can be compared to a black hole, any and everything in close proximity gets sucked in and can never come back out.
“stephanie’s v-g-n- was like a vortex, it just sucked brett in!!”
the best commercialized gravity bong on the market.
(stoner 1)- dude, im tired of making gravity bongs out of 2-liter bottles
(stoner 2)- lets go get a vortex
a s-xual maneuver in which you bring a girl into a bathroom stall and proceed to f-ck her from behind, then once you are climaxing you submerge her head into the flushing toilet water screaming vortex at the top of your lungs, best done with a total sl-t during a definite one night stand
“doug thinks she is a total pig but she is so into him and so wasted he is going to vortex her in the bathroom”
when you’re in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you’re flying through sp-ce.
“dude! turn up the black eyed peas! i’m about to vortex right now!”
the ideal zone where maximum laziness, comfortableness, and funniness is achieved without the use of alcohol, hallucinagenic drugs, or any other substance. coined by kevin debartolo, andrew kim, casey miller, patrick harrington, and tyler buckley.
“dude, i’m so in the vortex right now.”
“get me out of the bas-m-nt, im so vortexed”
“i was so vortexed last night”
the euphoria state one reaches after having smoked a certain amount of marijuana, while listening to bob marley.
“man these shoes are like a vortex!”
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