nagel
nageled, nageling, nagels
(v.) used to describe extreme, inhuman, mind-boggling, or the ultimate laziness. not to be used on instances that cannot be called ultimate laziness. for reference of ultimate laziness, contact a mr. greg nagel.
elliot: “did you see craig this morning?”
fernando: “no, why?”
elliot: “well, he’s sleeping on the floor because he couldn’t make it to his bed last night.”
fernando: “that’s pretty lazy.”
craig wakes up, walks to the couch in the living room and proceeds to take a nap.
fernando: i didn’t think it was possible, but craig actually took nageling to the next level.
a drunk person, a foot and a half shorter than you, which when provoked, smashes you in the face with full beer bottle.
you bes shut the f-ck up befor i nagel yo -ss
that dude got nageled
what a nageling
meaning a lot of something
i had a nagel of dirt on my jeans.
a person or thing who overly asks questions, drives with add, and shaves his b-lls
guy 1- hey did you hear what that nagel over there said?
guy 2- whatever he says everything.
guy 1- yeah your right.
a negro-bagel
you are a nagel!
liquid expelled from the genitals upon -j-c-l-t–n.
jimmy, please m-st-rb-t- so i can spread some of your delicious nagel all over my toasted bagel.
when a close friend abandons all of his friends just to hang out with his girlfriend.
man you haven’t said a word to us in 4months… stop being a nagel
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