Nagitis
when you boyfriend for some odd reason likes to nag more then his girlfriend does and nags about everything she does and every little thing that goes on in her life
the girlfriend is sick with the common cold and the boyfriend looks up over 1000+ remedies to help her and nags her about cold medicine and getting enough sleep even though she feels fine therefore known as nagitis
when your girlfriend nags about you nagging her.
oh man he’s got nagitis!
nah he never had it before.
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