nail nest


to cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
pat: bill

bill: yes

pat: bill get down here now

bill: whats the matter

pat: you have left a f-cking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty b-st-rd.

bill: ha ha ha ha

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