naked attack


when a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. also known as a “naked tackle.” perfected by jewel.
“if you don’t shut the h-ll up, i swear i will naked attack you!”
when a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.
did you see matt this weekend? bryce wasn’t looking and matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!

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