Naked Dash
a short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that n-body will spot you and your private parts. usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.
mick ‘dude, i got caught by my mom doing the naked dash today, most embarr-ssing thing of all time!’
seán ‘lmao, i’d be so b-mmed’
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