Naked Day


a day when you are the only person who turns up to
work (e.g. a public holiday, graveyard shift, or similar),
and no one else is going to be around, so you decide that
it’s safe to declare the whole day clothing-optional.

can be done for reasons of heat, humidity, & comfort;
or out of sheer apathy.

embarr-ssment through discovery optional, not necessary.
the nick earls novel “zigzag street” has its lead character
at work one day, working late. the air-conditioning is off,
the building is stuffy. richard decides that, in addition,
to giving himself a naked day. and to dance around the
office, whilst in the buff.

he is discovered.

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