naked hard hat
being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that sh-t doesn’t fall on his head
bro: what did you do last night?
me: after giving the naked hard hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 s-x positions list!
bro: awesome!! *high five*
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