the filtchening
an event that occurs late at night when n-body is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate’s scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.
the filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, i’m sure it was matt…
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