Naked in my bed with socks on


a quick comeback that works with virtually anything. it usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat h-rny.
person 1 “i raped your mum”
person 2 “naked in my bed with socks on”
person 1 “oh”
person 2 -walks away like a boss-

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