naked tait
when u ask a girl to have s-x with u repetedly, and, after being turned down thrice, you walk out of ur bathroom naked and say “how bout now”. after the awkward ride in the car taking the girl home, u come back home and order a pizza. then you suck off the pizza guy because u dont have money for a tip. on other occaisions u suck off the mail guy, the ups guy, the kids who sell candy door to door, a couple of boyscouts, and a plumber. when ur dad hears abt it, he gets out the irish whip, covered in honey, baby oil, marmalade, and s-m-n, and beats u until u cry like a b-tch. oh and your mom also has to get drunk and tell someone else’s mom that u have a small p-n-s. and ur a dyslexic f-g
remember that one time t-bone did the naked tait? and then he got on here and canceled the earlier definition?
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