Naked Texas Football


invented a late november night a few years by two northeastern girls. dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. at the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born– naked texas football, full on tackle of course
when we go back to texas, we are going to play naked texas football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

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