NAL


another word for b-tt-s-x
“we had nal 3 times last night and twice this morning!”

“my d-ck stinks from all the nal we’ve been having!”

“i got corn on my p-ck-r after we had nal, sweetheart.”
1. acronym for need a life.
2. a more polite acronym to use than fml
billy: what’d you do this summer?

johnny: i was pretty much on the computer the whole time. nal.
an acronym developed in ann arbor, michigan by a renowned turkish linguist standing for not a lot.
joe: yo, what’s up, mike?
mike: nal.
abbrev. ‘newly acquainted lover(s)’. useful forthat awkward period between having intimate relations with another, and becoming exclusively bonded together.
bertram: “i say tuppy! mighty fine philly, is she a cough… friend? girlfr..”
tuppy: “shut up berty old boy! she is florence my nal”
noob at life
you nal!

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