Naldo


supreme being, one able of accomplishing great deeds and brags about them on the internet. synonyms include pimpmaster and g-d.

naldos have a liking for hos and humungous bootys
da nalfo f-ck all o them hos.
a nalgene used as a d-ld-.

either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly.

sometimes orally after -n-lly.

typically used after regular d-ld-s have just stopped doing the trick.

(nalgene-d-ld-)
chris: yo dude totally boned some slusherbait last friday.
avery: yeah unfortunately i just played with my naldo.
(n.)short version of the name “renaldo,” which is:
1. a person who doesn’t care what kind of cigarettes you smoke–he just wants one;
2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly b-ms cigarettes off of you.
3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, austin.
4. a poser from louisiana
barrett: what kind of cigarettes does naldo smoke?
chris: i don’t know. what kind?
barrett: any kind you got.
chris: yeah, naldo is a d-ck. he thinks he’s cool, but the only people who like him are the ones who don’t really know him.
barrett: i agree, the f-cking b-m.

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