Nam Shaman
a vietnam vet who was once a bloodthirsty jungle fighter or huey pilot but has now turned to more peaceful pursuits. was in “the sh-t.” typically wears garb like flowing mexican wedding shirts, faded zubaz pants, tigerstripe camo shorts and sandals. has a long-flowing white beard or ponytail and wears druidic talismans around his neck that reflect past experiences: dogtags, spent bullet casings, kokopelli figurines, dreamcatchers, etc. currently employed as a helicopter tour pilot in hawaii, docent at a new mexico pottery museum or mid-level weed dealer in santa cruz. a fixture at street fairs and boardwalks, typically sells burl wood clocks and beach sunset photos. speaks a patois of new age babble, but throws in military jargon only a nam vet would know. breaking into his home is not recommended, because though peaceful, he probably has a loaded m1911 semi-automatic pistol in his nightstand. typically married to a laguna beach lady who shops at chico’s and wears too much turquoise jewelry.
did you see that nam shaman down at venice beach selling the whale paintings? he had a bad-ss tattoo of an angel reigning down bombs from her outstretched wings!
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