name damage


a condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: “duh’lousyannah, what an unusual name you have.”

student sitting next to duh’lousyannah: “what about me? i’m chevy cougar-meloncamp carr.”

student sitting next to chevy c-m c: “these kids are name damaged!”

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