name definitions

the saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
bob is the nicest person ever *insert other bullsh-t usually in name definitions here*
the definitions that people post here on urban dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.
examples of name definitions:

bob- a sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet omggg <3 (whereas in realife there is a man named bob who is fat and stupid and rude) art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on urban dictionary. the object of the emo's s-xual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other wh-r-. the usual formula is to define the wh-r- by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. the color of the wh-r-'s hair and the firmness of her -ss may also be mentioned in his definition. later the emo eunuch steals the b-tch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. when the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prost-tutes. name definition for a wh-r- named fellatia: fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in des moines. she has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. you will want to sniff her b-tt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. you will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your -ss and even after her parents get a restraining order on you. something that plagues this site and has for a long time. most name definitions are exactly the same. someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things... 1. a personal attack against someone with that name. 2. m-ssive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition. 1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and n-body loves them. 2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted. name definitions are always that bad, always. please don't publish them if you are an editor. a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. for some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names. ex. bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullsh-t). really? i didn't know bob was all of those things. in fact i know a guy named bob and he's a d-ck. now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use? name definitions are never going to end. oh well. the worst f-cking type of definition on this site. the definition is usually the writers name. a typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed s-x y prson" the people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend? when people define a name of there boyfriend,girlfriend or themselves and write about how amazing they are. name definition: evan is the coolest and most awesome person ever!!! random guy: i know a guy named evan who is a d-ck!!!