name dropper

a usually vain person who is severely insecure about his/her popularity/image, and must resort to the inclusion of names of the opposite s-x and/or popular people who have little/no relevance to the conversation topic in order to achieve a self-gratifying level of social acceptance and/or ego boost. however, attempt to impress others with ‘name-dropping’ are quite easy to see through, and in turn, the person is seen as a complete w-nker.
name dropper: i picked up chrissie, helen, ally and heaps of other girls on my way to the party last night.
person 2: who? i’ve never heard of any of them
name dropper: you know, the girls… they all want me too i heard
someone who constantly mentions celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals in conversation with others in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. name droppers salivate at the opportunity to mention they have met/known/seen a famous person, and will insert a famous name into any conversation possible, despite how obscure or irrelevant the celebrity is.
john: i thought gina was so down to earth, then i realized she was a total name dropper when she mentioned her dad knew the drummer from the smashing pumpkins and that her best friend’s uncle was dave chapelle.

jessica: haha, she told me her brother-in-law’s neighbor is carrie underwood. stupid name dropping b-tch.
one who uses full names, that is first and last when explaining a situation in hopes to impress one’s audience.
oh yeah me and thom yorke go way back.
someone who offers to much information about a person place or thing. usually in a vain attempt to impress you. they use terms like couture for expensive, muave for beige and twall for expensive ugly country cr-p.
do you like my sweater? its sooo french couture. hmph,hmph, hmph
noun: one who compares another to a celebrity or an individual with a high social status as if that celebrity or high social status individual is their friend. origin: namedropper by-emma forrest

me: what do you think of her?
namdropper: she has shoulders like audrey hepburn and hair like ava gardner. she also dresses like a horribly set up marc jacobs mannequin.
i hate her because she is such a namedropper.
he earned his reputation as a namedropper during freshmen year.
a name-dropper is someone who drops a name in one of two ways:
1) they insists that this person is the coolest, s-xiest, most kick–ss “motha-f-ckah evah!” claim that this person is the hottest, baddest b-tch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) they insist that this person is a complete “douche–ss-f-ggot!” who sucks d-ck at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can’t even get a grandma/f-ggot to f-ck them. if it’s a girl, she’s a sl-t. if it’s a guy, he’s a f-g. period.

if the name-dropper described how stupid and f-ggoty the person is or how sk-nky and sl-tty the person is, the name they’re dropping is usually someone the name-dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they’re jealous.
if the name-dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick -ss that person is and to “watch out” for this “bad azz”, the person this name-dropper describes is more likely than not, the name-dropper themselves. ane they want everyone to know what kool beautiful/hot chickas/dudes they are…. while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
name-dropper: lizza is the coolest, s-xiest, most beautiful girl evah! shes the sh-t, so all you f-ckers bettah watch out or she’ll –

normal person: oh, shut up, name-dropper! we all know you’re “lizza” and the only one who thinks you’re cool is you!

name-dropper: lyke, omg! stfu, i’m nut lizza, im hur friend, n’ lizza is the coolest chicka evah! she’ll kick ur azz, so –

normal person: -fires cannon at the name-dropping idiot-