Name Rape
the act of someone guessing the pr-nunciation of other’s names wrong on a consistent basis. this action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped.
no matter how common the name is, the name rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pr-nouncing a name. the victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly.
victims may be name raped multiple times by the same name rapist. name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents.
sometimes a name rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance.
the following is an example of a college professor engaging in name rape during the first cl-ss of the semester:
prof.-“deeemon smith? that’s odd..”
demond-“demoond!”
prof.”i was gonna say…..”
prof.-“katey willsh-t? -looks around-”
prof.-“katey?”
katey-“whilleshet”
prof.-“ahh”
prof-“shakira montorossa?”
shakara-“shakaaaar(rolls r)aa monterosa!”
prof.-“sorry shakira.”
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