Nametag Fellatio
pretty self-explanatory. it’s the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for s-xual purposes. one may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain s-xual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. although not intended to be, it’s an act thats all too obvious.
billy: oh my goodness! what is renise doing?!
sally: it looks like she’s having a go with her nametag!
billy: ewww…nametag f-ll-t–!
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