Nanerpus


a nanerpus is a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.

facts:

it dwells on the top of pancake stacks where it sings and dances.

rivals include godzilla and christian bale.

a large majority of the nanerpuse’s (or nanerpi’s) religion happen to be pastafarianists.

not to be confused with nanapuss. warning this is not something you want resting on your pancakes.

while i was going to get syrup for my pancakes and when i returned i noticed a nanerpus had claimed my stack as its new home.

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