nanny
someone rich people get to take care of their children cause they are to lazy to do it themselves.
the rich woman rather shop all day then take care of the children.
what a person (usually a female) will call themselves when they are actually a babysitter and just want to sound more grown up.
jack: “so what do you do for a living?”
jill: “i’m a nanny”
jack: “so you go to the kid’s house every day, feed them, teach them things, buy groceries with the parents money for them, run errands for the family, that sort of stuff?”
jill: “uhhh, no, i just go over every once in a while and watch the kid for a few hours”
jack: “you’re a f-cking babysitter.”
the caretaker of anothers children for pay. equivalent to a mercenary, but much more maternal. in history, nanny’s have often been noted to effectively replace the biological parents in many respects, or at least take over many of the fundamental tasks of parenthood such as feeding, cleaning and caring for ones offspring.
– now that we have a nanny, we can smoke crack on the weekend and she’ll take care of little susie!
a child technician who babysits infants around 4-16y.o. the type of work involves mostly to supervise the child, watching a sleeping child, to playing games, cooking, teaching the child to read.
i don’t want my son to become a latchkey kid so i rather hire a nanny.
same as p-ssy
she had a shaved nanny with just a little stubble on it.
nanny refers to a woman’s v-g-n- and is short for poonanny which is derived from punani. “getting the nanny” means you have obtained s-x.
“last night, i got the nanny!”
shananaginns; or a transpiring that is scams or unlikely.
that maple leafs game was “nannies”, i can’t believe they lost when they were up 2 goals.
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