Nano-boner


a small twitch of the p-n-s caused by s-xual thoughts or stimuli.
“okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so i could have a look at the problem. just relax, sir, nothing to be embar-ssed about.”
“certainly.”
“ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the p-n-s, nothing to worry about. my 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her br–sts. she…”
“…”
“oh dear, i’m sorry about that twitch it just did.”
“in the profession we call that a nano-b-n-r!”

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