when you catch a fresh fish from the sea, stick it in a bucket full of salt water, then use the slime from the fish as lube.
hey what special items do you use for s-x? i use the nantucket bucket to help get my d-ck in.
when you are either ypperwhipped or a fan of ypperin have you seen siren today? no, ever since he became a ypperfan he doesn’t come in teamspeak anymore.
a sweet, crazy, fun loving boyfriend your such a damarrion
a weeaboo, but with steven universe. ben is a steveaboo
beast mode,keeps moving and never stays still. #hustler🔥 coconut head, humble akauola that house. manifest that that. some how your gonna get that house or whatever you desire. just akauola it
girl! he is the most sensitive and sweetest person you’ll ever meet. alazuan is sarcastic, yet funny as h-ll. sometimes you wont even be able to tell if he is serious or not. also alazuan is huge. whale like. but as stated before he is everrrryyyything. literally. just don’t have any food around him. girl […]